I have a tip for any train users out there. If you must travel in the morning, or early afternoon, and you were a little bit tipsy the night before, there is only one thing to make your journey bearable. Pirate water! Of course at first I was worried it meant pirate wizz. But in all honesty, you can't help but feel epic when carrying a bottle of pirate water. It made me smile each time I looked at it. Plus I was incredibly dehydrated thanks to the slight (very, very slight) hang over situation.